It's a Granny vs. Granny Clash!
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Seiko
YOUR AGE...
Seiko
...IS 27
Shoma
I'M 20
PSYCHIC POWERS EXPOSED
Sekio
YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS CURRY!
Shoma
IT'S RAMEN ACTUALLY.
Seiko
YOU HAVE A WIFE AND A CHILD.
Shoma
I LIVE ALONE.
Seiko
YOU CAN LET ME OUT HERE.
Seiko
IF YOU DON'T WANT AN EARLY DEATH, THEN GET OUT OF HERE NOW.
...
?!
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MY, MY, MY, AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU'D BROUGHT ANOTHER TRASH BOY HOME.
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TURNS OUT HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN, IS HE?
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TRULY, MY GRAND-DAUGHTER BRINGS ME NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
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MY SKIN'S DRIED FROM THE STRESS OF IT ALL!
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NOW THEN.
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BRING IT ON
?!
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OOH!
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YIKES! HE'S AS ALL GET-OUT!
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WELL, EITHER WAY, HE WENT DOWN IN JUST THE WAY I EXPECTED.
TurboGranny
?!
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I KNEW YOU'D CIRCLE AROUND TO MY BLIND SPOT!
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YOU'D WALK RIGHT INTO THE TRAP...
TurboGranny
!
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...I HAD SET UP.
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SET OVER THAT LINE AND YOU'RE TOAST.
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IT'S A MYSTIC BARRIER.
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BY FIRING A TALISMAN NAIL OUTSIDE YOUR CIRCLE...
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...I TURNED THAT REGION INTO A BARRIER,
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BUT IF I INSTEAD FIRE A NAIL INSIDE, LIKE THIS...
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...THE INSIDE BECOMES THE BARRIER
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THEY REASON YOU COULDN'T LAY A FINGER ON ME...
Seiko
...IS BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY PROTECTED.
TurboGranny
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE!
TurboGranny
DON'T GO THINKING YOU CAN KEEP ME TRAPPED LIKE THIS FOREVER!
Seiko
I DON'T WANNA KEEP YOU TRAPPED.
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I WANNA MURDER YOUR ASS.
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HYAH!
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COME ON, NOW! STAND YOUR GROUND!
TurboGranny
KA-HACK
Seiko
OTHERWISE YOU'LL END UP GOING OVER THE LINE!
Seiko
WHATEVERS'S THE MATTER? GUESS YOU CAN'T USE THAT SPEED YOU'RE SO PROUD NOW,
HUH?
TurboGranny
DAMN YOU, DIRTY OLD HAG!
Seiko
ONE GRANNY CALLING ANOTHER GRANNY A DIRTY OLG HAG?
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YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Seiko
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M KNOWN FOR MY BEWITCHING BEAUTY.
TurboGranny
IF YOU BURN ME UP, THIS BOY I'VE CURSED WILL DIE TOO!
Seiko
I'LL MURDER EVERY SCUMBAG THAT TRIES TO SEDUCE MY GRAND-DAUGHTER.
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EVEN IF THEY'RE HUMAN.
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BYE NOW.
Momo
...
Momo
WHERE'S OKARUN?
Momo
OKARUN!
Momo
WAIT YOU'RE BACK?!
Seiko
KEEP IT DOWN!
Seiko
IM WATCHING BAKATONO RIGHT NOW.
Momo
I'VE GOT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT TO TALK ABOUT!
Seiko
DID YOU GO TO A HUNTED SPOT?
Momo
!
Momo
I DID...
Momo
WELL, NOT ME BUT A FRIEND.
Seiko
WHAT FOR?
Momo
WHAT FOR?
Momo
WELL, WE WERE TALKING... THEN ONE JOKE LED TO ANOTHER.
Momo
SPEAKING OF, DID YOU SEE A BOY AROUND?
Momo
IF I DON'T STAY NEAR HIM, THERE'LL BE REAL TROUBLE!
Seiko
KEH KEH KEH!
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BAKATONO A NATIONAL TREASURE, I SWEAR!
Momo
HEY!
Momo
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
Seiko
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT EVIL SPIRT, I KILLED IT DEAD!
Momo
HAH?!
Momo
WHAT DID THIS EVIL SPIRT LOOK LIKE?!
Momo
WAS IT WEARING GLASSES ?!
Seiko
WHOA, WHAO, WHOA. I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SPIRTS AND STUFF.
Seiko
PLUS...
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...I'M A PHONY SPIRIT MEDIUM, REMEMBER?
Momo
HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA HOLD THAT AGAINST ME, YOU OLD BAG?!
Momo
HE MAY BE IN REAL TROUBLE HERE!
Momo
NOW GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER!
Seiko
OH, PLEASE. DON'T BELIEVE THAT KINDA STUFF.
Seiko
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS EVIL SPIRITS, AND I'M A FRAUD.
Momo
GRANDMA...
Momo
I'M SO SORRY.
Momo
I WAS WRONG.
Momo
...WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EVIL SPIRIT.
Seiko
GO TO THE MAIN SHRINE AND SEE.
Momo
YOU DIRTY OLD BAG!
Momo
IF SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO OKARUN, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Momo
I DIDN'T WANT TО LET THЕ OPPORTUNITY SLIP AWAY.
Momo
HUFF HUFF
Momo
HE'S JUST A GUY WHO'S INTO THE PARANORMAL!
Momo
ALL HE WANTED WAS A FRIEND!
Momo
THIS IS MY FAULT!
Momo
THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE I FORCED HIM TO GO TO THAT PLACE!
Momo
I'M SO SORRY, OKARUN!
Momo
OKARUN!
Ken
MISS AYASE! THANK GOODNESS!
Ken
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
Ken
I WAS POSITIVE I'D KILLED YOU!
Ken
EH?!
Ken
WAIT! MISS AYASE ?!
Ken
MISS AYASE ?!
Momo
YOU'RE ACTUALLY ALIVE, YOU FOUREYED FREAK!
Ken
EEEH?!
Ken
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?!
Ken
EXCUSE ME FOR BEING ALIVE!
Momo
GAH! THIS IS SO ANNOYING!
Seiko
SO WHEN DID YOU START HAVING MONSTERS FOR FRIENDS?
Momo
GYAH!
Momo
YOU SCARED ME!
Seiko
THE CURSE WON'T ACTIVATE IF HE'S IN THERE.
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BUT AS SOON AS HE SETS FOOT OUTSIDЕ, НЕ GOES BACK TO BEING A MONSTER.
Momo
YOU SAID YOU KILLED HIM!
Momo
YOU'RE A LIAR!!
Seiko
YOU WERE PRETTY DESPERATE JUST THEN, HUH?
Seiko
THAT YOUR TYPE?
Momo
NO!
Momo
HIS YOUKNOW-WHAT GOT STOLEN BY A TURBO GRANNY.
Momo
APPARENTLY, THE CURSE CAN'T BE LIFTED UNTIL HE GETS IT BACK.
Momo
IT'S ALL MY FAULT TOO.
Momo
I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR HIM.
Seiko
OH, I SEE. SO YOU'VE GOT A THING FOR HIM, EH?
Momo
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!.
Momo
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. I HAVE PARANORMAL POWERS NOW.
Seiko
WHAT THE HECK'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Momo
I WENT TO THIS PLACE WHERE YOU COULD ENCOUNTER UFOS.
Momo
AND THEN YADA YADA, NOW I'VE GOT POWERS.
Seiko
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UFOS.
Momo
I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D SAY THAТ.
Momo
UNTIL YESTERDAY, I DIDN'T BELIEVE EITHER.
Momo
ANYWAY, I'VE GOT POWERS NOW, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
Momo
AND IF I DON'T SUPPRESS OKARUN'S CURSE, THINGS GET REAL HAIRY.
Seiko
I'M NOT SURPRISED ABOUT THE PARANORMAL POWERS.
Momo
JUST WHAТ IS YOUR CRITERIA FOR BELIEVING THINGS?.
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THAT TURBO GRANNY THOUGH...
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YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF MIXED UP WITH A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS, I'LL TELL YA
WHAT.
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IN THE OLD DAYS, SHE WAS CALLED "THE 100 KMPH GRANNY."
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SHE WAS A MODERNDAY YOKAI, WREAKING HAVOC ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
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I'D HEARD THE ELUSIVE FREAK...
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...WAS STAYING PUT IN THAT LONG TUNNEL THESE DAYS...
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...SO I WENT OUT THERE ONCE TO SCOPE OUT THE SCENE.
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IT WAS BIZARRE.
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THE SPIRITUAL FORCE WAS SO STRONG I COULDN'T EVEN GET NEAR THE TUNNEL.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BOUND SPIRIT IS?
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IT'S A SPIRIT THAT REMAINS IN A PARTICULAR PLACE IT HAS A STRONG CONNECTION
TO.
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THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH THE STRONGEST IN THEIR TERRITORY.
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THERE AIN'T A SPIRIT MEDIUM ALIVE WHO CAN PUT UP A DECENT FIGHT AGAINST A BOUND
SPIRIT.
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AND THERE WAS JUST SUCH A SPIRIT...
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...ALREADY IN THAT TUNNEL.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GETTING AT?
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TURBO GRANNY AND THAT BOUND SPIRIT...
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...HAVE COMBINED INTO ONE.
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DON'T GET MIXED UP WITH IT.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO LOSING MY PRECIOUS GRANDCHILD.
Seiko
YOU HAVE NО DIRECT CONNECTION TO THIS.
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JUST FORGET ABOUT HIM.
Momo
!!!
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GO BACK TO YOUR REGULAR LIFE.
Momo
I WONDER WHAT MY BELOVED KEN TAKAKURA...
Momo
...WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION.
Momo
WHENEVER I'M AT A LOSS, THAT'S THE QUESTION I ASK MYSELF...
Momo
...AND IT'S NEVER STEERED ME WRONG.
Momo
THEREFORE...
Momo
KEN TAKAKURA...
Momo
...WOULD 100 PERCENT DO SOMETHING TO HELР.
Momo
SO THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO TOO.
Seiko
YOUR BELOVED KEN? SO YOU DO LOVE THАТ PUNK, HUH?!
Momo
GAH!
Momo
NO!
Momo
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT KEN!
Seiko
HEY IN THERE! SHE'S CONFESSING HER LOVE! HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
Momo
I TOLD YOU, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! I MEANT THE ACTOR!
Seiko
WELL, IF YOU FEEL THАТ STRONGLY, SO BE IT.
Seiko
LET'S PLAY A LITTLE TAG WITH THIS TURBO GRANNY.
Momo
HUH?!
Seiko
SHE HAS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE IN HER OWN LEGS.
Seiko
IF YOU CHALLENGE HER TO HER FACE, SHE'LL DEFINITELY TAKE YOU UP ON IT.
Seiko
THE PROBLEM IS WHAT COMES NEXT.
Seiko
YOU TWO WILL HAVE TO RUN LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT. THE BOUND SPIRIT'S
TERRITORY IS SHONO CITY.
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YOU NEED TO LURE TURBO GRANNY OUTSIDE THE CITY LIMITS.
Seiko
WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT.
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ONCE YOU'VE GOTTEN TURBO GRANNY AWAY FROM HER TERRITORY... ... THE OLD HAG WILL BE
WEAKENED..
Seiko
THEN EVEN YOU TWO CAN TAKE HER DOWN.
Momo
NO, NO, NO! LOOK AT THESE SPINDLY LEGS!
Momo
NO WAY AM I PLAYING TAG AGAINST TURBO GRANNY!
Momo
LIKE, CAN'T YOU USE A BARRIER OR SOMETHING?
Momo
WE COULD PUT ONE UP IN THE TUNNEL.?
Seiko
NO CAN DO.
Seiko
TO START WITH, I CAN'T HELP YA..
Momo
HAH?!
Momo
WHY NOT?!
Seiko
MY BARRIER MAGIC IS JUST ME BORROWING THE POWERS OF THE GOD THAT LIVES IN THIS
REGION.
Seiko
ONCE WE'RE OUTSIDE OF KAMIKOSHI CITY, THAT POWER WON'T WORK.
Momo
SO WE'VE GOT A TERRITORY TOO.
Seiko
EACH REGION HAS ITS OWN GOD. THE PROBLEM IS WHETHER YOU'RE PLAYINGA HOME GAME OR
AWAY.
Seiko
ANYWAYS, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO BEAT TURBO GRANNY.
Seiko
IF YOU START GETTING IN SHAPE, YOU'LL PROBABLY GET GOOD ENOUGH TO OUTRUN HER.
Momo
ARE YOU BEING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?
Momo
I COULD WORK МУ ASS OFF AND NOT EVEN QUALIFY FOR A PREFECTURAL TRACK
TOURNAMENT!
Seiko
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU.
Seiko
I MEANT HIM.
Momo
OH! RIGHT!
Ken
MAY I FINALLY BE ALLOWED TO JOIN THE CONVERSATION?
Momo
SORRY! FORGOТ ALL ABOUT YOU!
Momo
BUT OKARUN'S GOT ZERO STAMINA.
Ken
NOT AN IOTA.
Momo
AND I HAVE TO BE WITH HIM TO CONTROL HIS CURSE.
Seiko
YOU'LL RUN WITH MOMO ON YOUR BACK, THEN..
Ken
MISS AYASE, HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
Momo
ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?
Ken
NO, THERE'S JUST NO WAY!
Ken
IN MY CURSED STATE, I CAN ONLY GO ALL-OUT TWICETHAT'S THE LIMIT!
Momo
TRUE.
Seiko
IN THAT CASE, YOU NEED TO TRAIN YOURSELF TO BE ABLE TO GO ALL-OUT ALL THE
TIME..
Seiko
DO FIVE SETS OF 100 PUSH-UPS, SIT-UPS, BACK EXERCISES, AND SQUATS RIGHT NOW.
Ken
HUH ?!
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DO IT!
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AND YOU MOMO.!
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YOUR PSYCHIC ABILITIES
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YOU NEED TО TRAIN THEM TO A HIGHER LEVEL THAN THEY ARE NOW.
Seiko
SINCE I CAN'T HELP YOU IN THE FIGHT...
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...YOU TWO'LL HAVE TO MAKЕ YOURSELVES STRONGER.
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I'LL BE YOUR TRAINER.
Seiko
GET SOME SLEEP.
Seiko
WE'LL START TOMORROW.
Seiko
FOUREYES, YOU CAN START FITNESS TRAINING IMMEDIATELY..
Ken
UH, YES, MA'AM...
Ken
YOUR GRANDMA'S YOUNG, HUH?
Momo
OH, PLEASE!
Ken
MISS AYASE.
Ken
I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE.
Momo
HM?
Ken
WHEN WE WERE FIGHTING THAT HUGE THING...
Ken
TO BE HONEST, I WAS JUST SO DESPERATE I COULDN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT
MYSELF....
Ken
I APOLOGIZE.
Momo
DON'T.
Momo
IT'S TO BE EХPЕСTED UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
Ken
BUT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, WEREN'T YOU?
Ken
YOU SAVED ME AND STILL TOOK DOWN THE MONSTER...
Ken
I'M GOING TO GIVE IT MY ALL...
Ken
...SO THAT THЕ NEXT TIME SOMETHING LIKE THАТ HAPPENS, I'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU,
MISS AYASE.
Ken
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME!
Ken
PLEASE... DON'T STOP BEING MY FRIEND
Momo
I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
Momo
YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THINGS AGAIN.
Ken
WELL, THEN, WHY'D YOU SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE BEFORE?!
Momo
HUH?
Momo
THAT WAS, WELL...
Ken
SEE! I KNEW IT!
Ken
YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED IN ME!
Momo
I'M TELLING YOU, THAT'S NOT IT!
Momo
BUT NOW I AM.
Momo
YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN.
Ken
SORRY...
Momo
YOU WERE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL IN THAT FIGHT.
Momo
BUT YOU'RE A REAL OAF, OKARUN...
Momo
...AND I'LL PROBABLY END UP SAVING YOU NEXT TIME TOO!
Momo
YOU CAN SLEEP IN THERE TONIGHT.
Momo
I'LL GO GET YOU A FUTON.
Ken
MISS AYASE!
Ken
UM...
Ken
UH...
Ken
I UH...
Ken
I'M REAL THIRSTY. COULD YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME WATER?.
Momo
CAN I TAKE THIS BARLEY TEA?
Seiko
SURE.
TV
HIS BREAKING NEWS FLASH JUST IN!
TV
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT POPULAR IDOL SHOМА, AGE 20...
TV
...HAS A SECRET CHILD!
TV
ALSO, HE IS NOT ACTUALLY 20...
TV
...BUT 27!
TV
FURTHERMORE...
TV
...HE HAS YET TO FILE A MARRIAGE REGISTRATION WITH HIS PARTNER.
Seiko
YEAH, NOW TELL US ABOUT HOW YOU LIKE CURRY AND NOT RAMEN!
Momo
WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT THAT TABLOID TRASH?!